The teacher asks her 1st grade class if any of them are a Obama fan.  All the mostly oblivious children raise their little hands except for Johnny in the back.

The teacher being a little miffed about this ask Johnny why did he not raise his hand.

Johnny replies "Because I am a republican."

Teacher then asks "Why are you a republican Johnny?"

Johnny replies, "Well cause my mommys a republican and my daddys a republican."

The teacher smiles a little evil smile and asks "Well Johnny if your mommy was an idiot and your daddy was an idiot what would that make you?"

Johnny thinks for a second, smiles and states "An Obama supporter."

From MacGyver:

401-K

If you purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.
 
With Enron, you would have had $16.00 left of the original $1,000.00.
 
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
 
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.
 
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg.
 
A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
 
Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
 
Makes You Proud To Be An American!      :O)

How is that for government thinking? No Bail out needed.

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